Aww - I really wanted that piece of Orichalum...

No removal of Historic OR pre-historic artifacts? That takes all the fun out of going to the beach.

See China - but only the parts we want you to...

These signs were all over China - if they're serious about getting a better reputation, banning tourists openly probably isn't the way to go about it.

Self Parking

Sure, there's parking, but is there U-238 for under $5k/g? I also like the old-fashioned TV aerial, now coming back into vogue with HD signals. Of course, out in the desert, they never went OUT of vogue.

Don't Build Rock Piles

Lava bed = good place for sign about not picking up rocks. But why stop people from building rock piles?

Fireproof, but don't smoke anyway

So if it's fire-proof, then smoking shouldn't hurt it... Also, I don't plan on "scribbling", I'm an artist!

Resume Bike Riding...

But what if I don't want to?

No Photography... Oops!

The dreaded Area 51 sign... stating in no uncertain terms that photography is prohibited. Hmm... maybe I shouldn't have taken this picture...

Beware of Steam Vents

They do a great job of forcing you to stay on the trail. I certainly wouldn't chance heading off a cliff or into a steam vent...